You don't make any sense, you retard.

So, okay.
Everyone has a key and a lock, right?
And in order to open the lock, someone must grab the key and open it, right?
And what if someone took your key, but doesn't wish to open your lock?
And what if that someone doesn't want to give you your key back? What do you do then!?
Gah, and, and, GAHHHH.
SOMEONE IS A FREAKING KEY-THIEF!
Okay, Okay, I have a plan, my darling fighting muffins.
FIND HIM AND RIP HIS HEART OUT.
Bring it to me.
And I'll see what I do with it.