No, no, no. NONE OF THAT!

And I think to myself "What a wonderful world."
DUDE
If I were a Gay Asian kitten!!
Yes, yes, so porquoi pas?

No, okay, listen.!
I HAVE A BAND!!!
AND OUR NAME IS!!!
-drum roll-
the orgasm of the monkey
Let's just pretend you can't read that, yeah?
Plus, it's not even our official name yet.

(And if you're interested in the "Gay Asian Kitten" song, I'll give you a link at the bottom of the page, woot)


And urm, yeah.
GO US!!



And also, some of you may know about what I've been talking about urm, FREE HUGS stuff, yeah?

So, what's happening is

Urm, I'm thinking when the whole exam fuzz is over, I will by then already have gotten my sign I will begin giving out free hugs just outside the Orchard MRT Station. I will be tallying the number of hugs and yeah. I'll myself be giving 5 cents per hug tallied, and I hope some of you guys may as well sponsor...? Or it'd be nice if you could hug with me and yeah.
If you are interested, on Monday night I managed to get $6 something, (I can't quiet recall exactly but I know it was over $6, but under $7,) and yes.
All this money will be given to the Children's Cancer Foundation Singapore, which I will be contacting -hopefully- this weekend.

Also, some volunteer working would be amazing and I am actually thinking of doing it, depending on how much time we have, but it would be so good if any of you reading this could somehow help, and I can assure you, I would give all the money collected to charity.

So, here are some links if you're interested, and yes.
:)


Children's Cancer Foundation Singapore- http://www.ccf.org.sg/

Hug My Shirt- http://www.myhugshirt.com/

Retard Hugging People :)


Gay Asian Kitten

Pick up, Pick up.

So where was it we last left off?

THE girl stood in front of her reflection, her face expressionless as she stared into the eyes of the girl in front of her.
"What now?" The reflection spoke, her face hard, her eyebrows pulled together and her lips forming one hard line.
"I...don't have anything to wear..."
"Why do you even care? It's not like anyone will be looking at you anyway."

SAY WHAT?!

So I guess we're back to us.

I HAVE A HEADACHE! -shakes head while holding tightly onto hair.

SO, right, I was trying to go back to sleep again this morning -after waking up AT FREAKING 8 AM AGAIN!- when I had this AMAZING IDEA.

And it was just so amazing it made me hop off my bed and get my book and green pencil to begin writing. I began trying to find the last page I'd written on, so I could continue writing where I had left off. And thus, to do so I began reading over the last few sentences. I grabbed my pencil, content enough, having found a way to connect that to my new idea when--
GYA!! MY MIND WAS BLANK!

And guess what?

I COULDN'T REMEMBER IT.
And it made me angry.

You know it will always just be me.

Urm, so...

FREE HUGS :)

Blehh, hug?
Please?

Yes, you, please? -smirk.-...
No?
Oh, okay...sorry.

FREE HUGS :)

Hug?
Hug? Yeah?
No?
Okay. -sigh-

FREE HUGS :)

Yeah?! -face lights up-
YAY!!
THANK YOU!!

FREE HUGS :)

No?
...Okay :'(

Will you dance to this beat and hold your lover close?

How to make a penguin poop.

Ah, err, umm.

I'm really hoping this works...

uhh....




Uh...

Uhh

Yes,please don't hate, Miki and I had fun.
XDDDD
Yes,
fun.

WOOT.
OKAY!
OKAY!
Well, as promised, "How to make a penguin poo."

Have fun.

Coming soon, Ladies and Gentlemen!

A WHOLE NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO ON HOW TO MAKE A PENGUIN POOP!



All thanks be to our lovely Catlin (I would have used something that sounded more like a super model entrance, but she can't be Miss World, because she is no BIMBO!)

Whoa

So I've been sitting here, staring at my computer screen for a while now.

I've given a thought to almost everything there is to think about (YES, WHERE DID HATS COME FROM?!) and I realised I am an ocking spoiled brat.
And it made me angry.

Not that my parents spoil me...I kinda spoil myself...in a way, kinda.

So yes, I just felt like letting you know.

And yes, about that contract.
I will have to see if we can get an extension for Mr McDonnell, as he is now in hospital-Please do get better soon-.

Also, I know how to say "I have no friends" in four different languages.
It's...sad, isn't it?
But I can say "You have no penis" in 3, that's good, right?

Oh, and I was thinking
What is the point of a take-home test as a way of testing your knowledge in the past unit?
Especially when given for the holidays, eh?
Like, you can always get together with your friends and share answers, no?
And if you do, -and say you're not the smartest kid in the class- wouldn't you get a better marks (or criterion, for those of you who actually like MYP) than you should?
I dunno, I was just thinking.
Hmm...
Life gives you a lot to think about, doesn't it?

Let's play a game, yeah?
Complete the sentence (and must write down author)
"I wish I was a butterfly..."

Thank you, thank you, I shall see you more than soon.

Huh?

The girl only took two steps away from the mirror before the grin erased off her face. She was panicking.
"What's wrong? Why aren't you going?" The reflection demanded to know impatiently.
"...It's not worth it," the girl said thoughtfully, "and I don't even need it..."
"What do you mean 'not worth it?'?!" The reflection exclaimed angrily now, holding onto the frames of the mirror in an attempt to intimidate the girl. But the girl only grinned now that she stood facing herself.
"It's not worth it. And nor are you." She giggled now, and the reflection stopped moving, freezing in the same position as the girl.

Don't go wasting your emotion.

Lay all your love on me.

"You either go for it, or you let it go. But if you're going to let go, you do it right." She said frowning, glaring through narrowed eyes at her reflection.
"What? Give up? Since when is that an option?!" The reflection replied.
"Since you started acting like an ocking retard!" She snapped.
"Acting like a retard? Well, excuse me, but i'm not gonna let that thing win!"
"Thing?" She rolled her eyes at the answer.
"What else do you want me to call it? Brownie?"
"That will do." The girl grinned.
"So you're gonna go for it?" The reflection smirked content. The girl didn't reply, she just grinned again and walked away from the mirror.

Ock it then.

"It's late," he said again, murmuring, almost crooning now, his voice smoother than silk. "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love."

He started to hum my lullaby, and I knew it was only a matter of time till I succumbed, so I closed my eyes and snuggled closer into his chest.

Too sweet for my liking, but hey, I guess other girls would love to get that said to them, eh?

All he wants to do is see what she's thinking. And maybe he'll get it his way in the end. After they've already started loving each other and been together for long enough. I might not be your biggest fan, but all the luck to you.

Now how about a little sickening-sweet scene of my own (if you can call that "mine" that is.)?

"Aw, please," she begged with that little smile drawing on her face. He pretended not to care, not even looking at her.
"Oh, but it's so far away," he groaned, his gaze still somewhere else while he played with the little piece of plastic in his hands.
"Come on, pleeeaaase, I don't want to go by myself," she begs once more. But she wasn't going alone, she was anything but lonely in her little excursion to the shops. She begged again.
"Oh, fine," he stood up and quickly caught up to her. They walked next to each other, almost as though they were holding hands while the poor third-wheel walked ahead.

OKAY!
Now we're all happy, eh?
(Well, we all know he is at least.)

Ugh, ock you.

And of course, he didn't notice he left more than just an empty chair when he left the table...

If you change your mind,
Im the first in line
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If youve got no place to go, if youre feeling down
If youre all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it aint no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me(thats all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me
We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as were together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you bettercos you know Ive got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream Im alone with you
Its magic
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
But I think you know
That I cant let go
If you change your mind,
Im the first in line
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If youve got no place to go, if youre feeling down
If youre all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it aint no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me(come on, give me a break will you? )
Take a chance on me
Oh you can take your time baby, Im in no hurry, know
Im gonna get youYou dont wanna hurt me, baby dont worry,
I aint gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My love is strong enough to last when things are roughIts magic
You say that I waste my time but I cant get you off my mind
No I cant let gocos I love you so
If you change your mind, Im the first in line
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If youve got no place to go, if youre feeling down
If youre all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby cant you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby cant you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba
Honey Im still free
Take a chance on me