It was such a laugh.
Every time Edward sparkled, it had a little sound effect, honestly. Like little bells just jingling. What the hell? Do you want to make Edward any gayer? Do you want to humiliate Pattinson any further? Jesus Christ, I don't understand how anyone could take this seriously (-and this is coming from a girl who LIKED the first three books of twilight), the whole vampire thing was a joke. Though you can't really blame that one on the director, can you?
Upon watching the movie, i found myself falling for Jacob all over again.
Yes, I'd been a Team Jacob during my time as a twilighter (and mind you, it wasn't all that long). But seriously, he's hot (like, both literally and not.). And you gotta give him some credit, man, he spent his hours in gym.
Secondly, I didn't actually realise what a huge bitch Bella was until I watched this.
Telling a boy you like him (a boy you know likes you), and then taking off as soon as you have news from your ex boyfriend.
Oh, and going shopping with someone you haven't talked to for months, I mean, she's kind enough to go with you, watch a movie she didn't enjoy, and then you ditch her for some random biker who could be a freaking paedophile! But no, you don't care, your schizophrenia is letting you see your ex, so who cares about this girl or your best friend, sheesh!
The werewolf effects were cool, though, I'll give you that.
When they transformed i was like WHOA!
Well, not really, but I liked it.
Also, Alice is meant to be like, in style, super fashionable and awesome, right?
Well, can someone explain what the f*ck she was wearing on her head the scene where she's driving the yellow car in Italy? Did the movie even tell you they were in Italy?
And she was hell rude to Jacob as well! Something about not comig back into the house till you take the dog out?
THE DOG CAN STAY AS LONG AS HE WANTS TO, B*TCH!
Oh, but of course Bella took the bloodsucker side. As she does. Bitch.
But anyway, forgeting the whole movie thing, I came home and wrote a short story I'm actually quite happy with. But I needed a surname for my character, so being the cool kid i am, I asked Yahoo! Answers.
And this is what they had in store for me:
Of course I looked up Coolest Last Name? And sure enough, stumbled upon this page, where a f*cking twilighter thought Cullen was the coolest name. And it's fair enough, Cullen would be a rather cool name, hadn't it been ruined by a bunch of panzy, sparkling bloodsuckers.
AND OF COURSE! The person who posted that was of course usernamed Renesmee Cullen.
She wanted to be a f*cking flesh eating monster, of course!
As if, why do people not make a hell of a lot of fun of her?
If anyone usernamed Albus Severus Potter (which, mind you, makes Renesmee Cullen sound like a joke (because it is)) had written Potter there, he'd probably have about ten thousand disliking hands and being spammed to no end.
But this girl only had three disliking hands (which thank God were more than the 2 liking hands).
Good one, Smayer. You've fried yet another girl's brain (and chances of getting a boyfriend).
And just cause you've put up with my ranting all over again, have this.
I found this ages ago, and when it came up during the movie i loled.
